1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:10,242 I can't believe Kim's finally moving back home from Japan. 3 00:00:10,244 --> 00:00:11,702 Did Rudy get the "welcome home" banner yet? 4 00:00:11,733 --> 00:00:12,177 (Door opens) 5 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:16,782 Guys... I found the perfect banner in the clearance section. 6 00:00:16,784 --> 00:00:18,517 (Rustles) 7 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:21,461 (Scoffs) 8 00:00:21,492 --> 00:00:24,586 Oh, and I know the perfect place to put it. 9 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:32,064 Well, Jack's freaking out because of Kim coming home. 10 00:00:32,066 --> 00:00:35,801 He said he didn't have anything to wear, so I went and bought him an outfit. 11 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:39,004 - What do you think? - Milton: Oh... 12 00:00:39,006 --> 00:00:39,754 Looking good! 13 00:00:39,785 --> 00:00:41,940 - Terrible. - Unbelievably bad. 14 00:00:41,942 --> 00:00:45,310 Thanks a lot, Milton! (Mimics Milton) Gah! 15 00:00:47,580 --> 00:00:50,082 Relax, Jack. Kim's gonna be so excited to see you, 16 00:00:50,084 --> 00:00:51,950 she's not even gonna care what you're wearing. 17 00:00:51,952 --> 00:00:54,086 - Guys: Kim! - (Laughs) 18 00:00:54,088 --> 00:00:56,055 - Hey! - Milton, Jerry, Rudy... 19 00:00:56,057 --> 00:00:57,823 Oh, what are you wearing? 20 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:01,160 Oh, guys, I brought someone I want you to meet. 21 00:01:01,162 --> 00:01:02,961 He's very special to me. 22 00:01:02,963 --> 00:01:06,932 I knew it! She runs off to some far away country 23 00:01:06,934 --> 00:01:09,268 and gets swept off her feet by some exotic guy 24 00:01:09,270 --> 00:01:12,838 with an accent and a... a shiny bald head. 25 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:15,641 You're gonna miss this, sister! 26 00:01:17,343 --> 00:01:21,580 Guys, this is grandmaster tomo, headmaster at otai. 27 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:22,581 Oh. 28 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:25,217 Ah! You must be sensei Rudy. 29 00:01:25,219 --> 00:01:29,221 I've come because two of the finest students I have ever seen 30 00:01:29,223 --> 00:01:31,690 have trained at this dojo. 31 00:01:31,692 --> 00:01:33,358 - Thank you. - We do what we can. 32 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:36,662 - I was talking about Kim and Jack. - Mmm. 33 00:01:36,664 --> 00:01:39,331 - Makes sense. - Much better choice. 34 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:42,334 Rudy, we are considering offering you a position 35 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:45,237 as grandmaster at the otai academy. 36 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:45,779 Oh. 37 00:01:45,810 --> 00:01:47,940 Oh, that'd mean he'd have to move to Japan. 38 00:01:47,942 --> 00:01:50,275 Wait, Rudy's leaving us? 39 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:52,945 Jerry, relax, this is a really big decision. 40 00:01:52,947 --> 00:01:55,114 Rudy loves this dojo more than anything. 41 00:01:55,116 --> 00:01:57,182 He's gonna wanna take time to weigh in all of his... 42 00:01:57,184 --> 00:02:00,252 I'll be in the car, tomo! Dojo's yours, Jack! 43 00:02:02,755 --> 00:02:06,125 Don't you get all tough with me 44 00:02:06,127 --> 00:02:10,162 I'm saying won't you come kick it with me? 45 00:02:10,164 --> 00:02:12,764 And we could have a ball, run up the wall 46 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:14,700 that's just how we do 47 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:16,668 and no matter how much I chop and punch 48 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:19,371 it's not as cool as kickin' it with you 49 00:02:19,373 --> 00:02:21,340 here we go, let's start the party 50 00:02:21,342 --> 00:02:23,308 chop it up like it's karate 51 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:24,877 everybody 52 00:02:24,879 --> 00:02:28,280 won't you come kick it with me? 53 00:02:28,282 --> 00:02:30,749 And we could have a ball, run up the wall 54 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:32,384 that's just how we do 55 00:02:32,386 --> 00:02:34,753 and no matter how much I chop and punch 56 00:02:34,755 --> 00:02:37,422 it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 57 00:02:42,695 --> 00:02:47,232 Before we can offer you the position, we need to know more about you. 58 00:02:47,234 --> 00:02:49,968 We'll be talking to people that know you, 59 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:53,138 I'll be returning tomorrow to interview your students. 60 00:02:54,274 --> 00:02:57,409 My students will give you the whole truth on Rudy Gillespie, 61 00:02:57,411 --> 00:03:00,479 because as sensei, I have taught them that there is 62 00:03:00,481 --> 00:03:03,849 nothing more important than honesty and integrity. 63 00:03:06,266 --> 00:03:07,786 - (Door opens) - You guys are gonna lie 64 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:09,388 like you have never lied before! 65 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:12,724 Rudy, shouldn't we just tell the truth? 66 00:03:12,726 --> 00:03:16,061 Yeah. What, are you worried we're gonna say something embarrassing about you? 67 00:03:16,063 --> 00:03:17,829 Yes. Yes, I am. 68 00:03:17,831 --> 00:03:20,832 - Sometimes I can be... - A nut loaf? 69 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:24,937 I was gonna say, "slightly imperfect," 70 00:03:24,939 --> 00:03:27,306 but "nut loaf" works, too. 71 00:03:27,308 --> 00:03:30,809 Now here's a few things that you're absolutely not allowed to talk about. 72 00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:32,277 Oh! Oh! 73 00:03:32,279 --> 00:03:33,745 (Grunts) 74 00:03:34,747 --> 00:03:36,181 Ah! 75 00:03:38,918 --> 00:03:40,886 - (Rips) - Wha... oh! 76 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:42,754 You guys want me to rev this baby up, get some attention? 77 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:44,389 - Kids: No! No! - On it! 78 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:46,258 - (Engine revving) - (Tires screech) 79 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:56,335 I'll rock any pipe you've got, brosef. 80 00:03:56,337 --> 00:03:59,504 - Just go for it! Whoo! - Rudy! 81 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:03,809 It's totally worthless. 82 00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:06,345 There's nothing here! Nothing here! 83 00:04:08,514 --> 00:04:12,851 Ja. I'm Rudy's cousin, Arnold Schwarzenrudy. 84 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:15,921 Look at me, I'm so very huge. 85 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:20,859 And... I think that about covers it... 86 00:04:21,961 --> 00:04:25,430 Unless anyone can think of any other times that I embarrassed myself. 87 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:27,466 Okay, we don't have time for this! 88 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:31,236 You guys got a big day tomorrow of making me look good. 89 00:04:34,907 --> 00:04:38,076 So, Milton, at the otai academy, 90 00:04:38,078 --> 00:04:41,280 we believe that great leadership creates a peaceful dojo. 91 00:04:41,282 --> 00:04:44,049 Would you say that is true here? 92 00:04:44,051 --> 00:04:46,084 Uh... 93 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:48,287 You know what? That is it! I am so done with you! 94 00:04:48,289 --> 00:04:49,888 - I'm done with you! - Ah! 95 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:50,989 (Plops) 96 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:53,992 No! That's it! 97 00:04:57,830 --> 00:05:00,232 You left me waiting in the park for the past two hours! 98 00:05:00,234 --> 00:05:01,600 Hey! 99 00:05:01,602 --> 00:05:03,802 - How dare you?! - (Yelps) 100 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:06,238 - Get off! - (Groans) 101 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,807 I w... 102 00:05:11,911 --> 00:05:17,182 I would definitely say that Rudy's leadership has created a peaceful dojo. 103 00:05:18,418 --> 00:05:21,386 Ah. This coffee's terrible. 104 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:23,922 - (Splashes) - (Rudy screams) 105 00:05:26,959 --> 00:05:29,928 Jack, at otai we believe it's very important 106 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:32,331 that a grandmaster puts his students before himself. 107 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:35,233 Would you describe Rudy as selfless? 108 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:36,401 Uh... 109 00:05:36,403 --> 00:05:38,403 Hey, show a little respect. 110 00:05:38,405 --> 00:05:41,039 You're talking to a man who's won... 111 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:43,375 Two oscars, a nobel peace prize, 112 00:05:43,377 --> 00:05:46,178 and the heisman. (Exhales sharply) 113 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:48,321 All right, now before we get started, I just wanna 114 00:05:48,352 --> 00:05:51,883 say that when people come into sudden wealth, it can sometimes change 'em. 115 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:53,518 Friends have been known to turn on one another. 116 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,387 The miners called it gold fever. 117 00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:57,456 I just want you to know that that's... 118 00:05:57,458 --> 00:06:00,659 Exactly what's gonna happen to me. 119 00:06:00,661 --> 00:06:03,528 But rest assured, as you're out there facing certain death, 120 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:05,597 I will be right beside... 121 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:07,899 My toasty fire... 122 00:06:09,135 --> 00:06:11,370 Where I'll be writing a letter of condolence 123 00:06:11,372 --> 00:06:14,206 to officer Nate's hot wife Annabelle. 124 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:17,576 All I need is another thousand bucks and it's mine. 125 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:21,246 Guys, I just counted. We have $1,100. 126 00:06:21,248 --> 00:06:22,514 Oh, thank you. 127 00:06:24,350 --> 00:06:25,584 Uh... 128 00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:34,426 Selfless. So very selfless is he. 129 00:06:35,528 --> 00:06:37,562 (Screams, thuds, groans) 130 00:06:39,465 --> 00:06:43,535 Jerry, a leader cannot be great if he does not respect those he leads. 131 00:06:43,537 --> 00:06:47,406 Has Rudy taught you to be respectful to each other? 132 00:06:47,408 --> 00:06:49,141 Uh... 133 00:06:49,143 --> 00:06:53,245 It's called the Jerry zone, so step off, not Jerry. 134 00:06:53,247 --> 00:06:57,582 What career?! I've had zits that lasted longer than your career! 135 00:06:57,584 --> 00:07:00,352 Oh, come on! 136 00:07:00,354 --> 00:07:04,556 I think you should crawl back to whatever slop kitchen you oozed out of! 137 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:08,059 Do you wanna learn the ancient martial art... 138 00:07:09,028 --> 00:07:10,295 Of shin-do? 139 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:13,331 I shin-don't. 140 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:17,369 Well, when I see something wrong, it's my job to do something about it. 141 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:20,272 Why don't you do something about your breath? 142 00:07:20,274 --> 00:07:22,140 You could use a mint, sister! 143 00:07:23,075 --> 00:07:24,543 Uh... 144 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:31,550 Respectful. Very very respectful. 145 00:07:31,552 --> 00:07:33,251 Dojo's full of respect. 146 00:07:36,422 --> 00:07:37,589 Thank you, Jerry. 147 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:40,125 I've learned everything I need to know. 148 00:07:41,594 --> 00:07:43,395 - (Thuds) - (Rudy grunts) 149 00:07:46,732 --> 00:07:48,433 (Door opens) 150 00:07:48,435 --> 00:07:51,703 Look who just got a shipment of 16-lb. Bowling balls! 151 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:55,540 - Oh! - (Grunts, coughs) 152 00:07:57,343 --> 00:07:59,644 - Kickin' it with you! - (Bell rings) 153 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:05,517 Grandmaster tomo, I am so glad... Oh. Great. It's just you. 154 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:11,490 - (Bell rings) - Grandmaster tomo! 155 00:08:11,492 --> 00:08:13,391 I am so glad... 156 00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:16,094 Oh. Great. It's just you. 157 00:08:19,398 --> 00:08:22,434 - (Bell rings) - Grandmaster tomo! 158 00:08:22,436 --> 00:08:24,469 I am so glad... 159 00:08:24,471 --> 00:08:26,538 Oh. Great. It's just you. 160 00:08:30,710 --> 00:08:34,346 - (Bell rings) - Grandmaster tomo! 161 00:08:34,348 --> 00:08:35,480 I'm so... (Pants) 162 00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:37,115 Tired. 163 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:40,585 I'm just gonna stay up here. 164 00:08:40,587 --> 00:08:44,723 After talking to your students, I made the decision about making you 165 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:47,526 a grandmaster at otai, and it's... 166 00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:49,494 Yes! Yes! I knew it! 167 00:08:49,496 --> 00:08:52,464 So long, suckers! Grandmaster out! 168 00:08:52,466 --> 00:08:55,367 My answer is no. 169 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:57,402 - What? - Wait, why? 170 00:08:57,404 --> 00:09:01,473 Because I know Rudy was spying on our interviews. 171 00:09:01,475 --> 00:09:03,842 He clearly has something to hide. 172 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:08,680 If you cannot trust your students, I cannot trust you. 173 00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:11,416 What? I'm not gonna... 174 00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:15,153 But I told people and I moved out of mother... 175 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:16,488 My apartment. 176 00:09:18,424 --> 00:09:21,293 Grandmaster tomo, you're probably gonna want to take a step this way. 177 00:09:21,295 --> 00:09:22,294 - Yeah. - Why? 178 00:09:22,296 --> 00:09:24,329 Sensei going down! 179 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:25,730 (Crashes, thuds) 180 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:27,499 (Grunts) 181 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:30,769 That's why. 182 00:09:38,711 --> 00:09:41,574 I can't believe grandmaster tomo didn't give Rudy the job. 183 00:09:41,605 --> 00:09:43,481 - How's he taking it? - (Rudy grunts) 184 00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:44,649 - (Glass shatters) - (Rudy yelling) 185 00:09:44,651 --> 00:09:46,518 (Banging) 186 00:09:49,488 --> 00:09:51,256 Hey, it's better than expected. 187 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,726 Guys, we gotta do something. 188 00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:56,661 Tomo doesn't know the real Rudy. 189 00:09:56,663 --> 00:09:57,604 But we do. 190 00:09:57,635 --> 00:10:01,366 He's the best sensei that we could ever hope for. 191 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:03,868 Anyone could ever hope for. 192 00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:05,704 Tomo needs to know that. 193 00:10:08,474 --> 00:10:09,708 How did you get outside? 194 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,509 There's no exit in the locker room. 195 00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:13,111 There is now. 196 00:10:13,879 --> 00:10:16,181 Time to go put in a skylight. 197 00:10:20,186 --> 00:10:22,220 Thanks for agreeing to meet with us. 198 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:25,790 You said you didn't know who Rudy was, which is fair. 199 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:28,493 Sometimes we don't even know. 200 00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:30,495 (Gasps) 201 00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:33,531 Oh, I'm like a Dutch oven with a cape! 202 00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:35,433 Uh, excuse me, ma'am, I'm sorry. 203 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,268 - We're closed. - It's me. 204 00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:45,343 I'm feeling lucky, baby! 205 00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:49,447 - Okay, is Rudy a bit of a crazy person? - Oh, yeah. 206 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:51,783 - No doubt. - Better believe it. 207 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:55,487 But he's also the greatest sensei a student could ask for. 208 00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:58,156 Before I came to the dojo I was just a skate punk. 209 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:02,594 - Dude, I was a troublemaker. - You're not gonna believe this, but I... 210 00:11:02,596 --> 00:11:04,829 You were a nerd. 211 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,531 How'd you know? 212 00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:07,799 You're still a nerd. 213 00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:12,570 We're not gonna let you leave until you hear the truth about Rudy. 214 00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:20,445 (Crying) So I'm not good enough to be a grandmaster? 215 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:22,914 (Sniffles) 216 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,582 Fine. 217 00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:27,218 I don't need a dojo! 218 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:29,387 I don't need any of this! 219 00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:32,424 Except for that blender. 220 00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:37,662 Other than this, I don't need anything. 221 00:11:39,331 --> 00:11:41,733 I kinda need this stool. 222 00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:45,470 I need this blender and I need this stool, and that is it! 223 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,540 God, that's a really nice bowl of fruit. 224 00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:50,875 You know what? 225 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,544 I am taking the whole juice bar. 226 00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:54,679 You are coming with me, juice bar! 227 00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:56,748 (Grunting) 228 00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:03,521 Rudy, I need to speak to you. 229 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:05,857 Tough! I don't need anything from you! 230 00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:08,593 Except for this pen. 231 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:13,531 Rudy, I have had a meeting with your students 232 00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:16,668 and they finally told me the truth about you. 233 00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:18,470 Oh, great. 234 00:12:18,472 --> 00:12:21,873 So now you know that I chew on my toenails, I wear diapers to long movies 235 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:25,710 and I got banned from the petting zoo for... Rudy! 236 00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:27,612 We didn't tell him any of those things. 237 00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:29,581 Good, because none of those things are true. 238 00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:33,284 I've really misjudged you. 239 00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:38,356 I have never seen students so loyal to their sensei. 240 00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:41,926 They've truly shown me what kind of man you are, 241 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,996 and we'd be honored to have you at otai. 242 00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:54,739 (Cheering) 243 00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:57,041 Rudy: Yes, get in here. 244 00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:59,377 Kim: You guys stink. 245 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,112 And no matter how much I chop and punch 246 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:04,282 It's not as cool as kickin' it with you! 247 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:08,386 All right, since we spend most of our time making fun of Rudy behind his back, 248 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:12,323 we thought, before he leaves, why not do it in front of his face... 249 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:15,627 - (Rimshot) - ...With the roast of Rudy Gillespie?! 250 00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:17,695 - (Cheering) - All right. 251 00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:21,033 Okay, okay. 252 00:13:21,064 --> 00:13:25,436 As you know, a roast is when you make fun of someone 253 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:27,939 in a good-natured and loving way. 254 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:31,476 This is my first roast, so here it goes. 255 00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:37,015 Rudy, you are a hideous little man and nobody likes you. 256 00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:39,684 Honestly, you have no friends. 257 00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:41,352 I hope you die alone. 258 00:13:43,856 --> 00:13:46,391 (Laughing) Oh, "die alone!" 259 00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,660 Phil, oh, terrific. 260 00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:58,770 Oh, Rudy's a terrific guy, and I'm shocked that he's the only man in Seaford 261 00:13:58,772 --> 00:14:00,772 that I haven't asked out yet. 262 00:14:02,541 --> 00:14:04,609 That's not a joke, stretch. 263 00:14:05,811 --> 00:14:08,847 But seriously, Rudy, how about you and I... 264 00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:10,748 Ah, keep it moving! 265 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:11,978 You'll be back. 266 00:14:12,009 --> 00:14:19,424 Anyway, coming to work has been a whole lot more fun because of Rudy and... 267 00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:20,992 And all you guys. 268 00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:25,463 - You feel the burn? - Whoo-ee! I feel it! 269 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:29,367 Hey, look, my butt's looking better already 270 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:32,103 you might have a touch of the Madagascar madness. 271 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:35,073 What makes you say that? I feel fine. 272 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:37,408 I should probably call a doctor. 273 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,510 - No, you're not calling anyone. - (Snaps) 274 00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:41,913 I never felt so alive! 275 00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:43,982 (Folk music playing) 276 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,955 Please enjoy your free beach experience. 277 00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:52,991 Mm-hmm. That's what I thought. 278 00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,792 Ah! 279 00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:57,462 - Fire in the hole! - (Screams) 280 00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:07,438 Not only is Rudy a sensei, but he's a businessman and entrepreneur, 281 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,841 and he's equally terrible at all three! 282 00:15:12,811 --> 00:15:16,581 - That was a joke. - No, it... it wasn't. 283 00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:22,921 A lot of the times, people may say I'm not the sharpest bulb in the shed, 284 00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:24,889 but that is simply not false. 285 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:28,660 You're talking into a Pepper mill. 286 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,629 - Dummy. - (Feedback) 287 00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:34,999 What is wrong with this thing? 288 00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:40,438 Hey. 289 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:44,509 Despite what we've just heard, everybody knows that Rudy is our friend. 290 00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:46,844 Rudy, I hate your face! 291 00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:49,147 (Joan laughing) 292 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,082 Classic. 293 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:59,724 But as our sensei, he helped us grow from kids into the wasabi warriors. 294 00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,693 - Wasabi! - (All grunting) 295 00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:47,238 Rudy. 296 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,606 We love you. 297 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,810 And we want to present you with this ceremonial belt. 298 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,282 Wow. 299 00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:01,319 This is the ugliest thing anyone's ever given me. 300 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:03,054 (Chuckles) 301 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:06,624 We've made it from pieces of every belt you've helped us earn. 302 00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:11,896 This is the most beautiful thing anyone's ever given me. 303 00:17:12,898 --> 00:17:14,966 (Breathes shakily) 304 00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:18,036 Keep it together, Rudy. 305 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:21,572 Letting 'em see you cry is a sign of weakness. 306 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:24,075 (Both crying) 307 00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:28,279 I am going to miss you! 308 00:17:29,681 --> 00:17:32,950 - Do you wanna go on a date? - I gotta go. 309 00:17:38,957 --> 00:17:43,161 I am so thankful for the honor of being a grandmaster. 310 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,229 And I just want you to know that I'm gonna be 311 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,698 the same humble Rudy that I've always been. 312 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,067 Good to hear, Rudy. 313 00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:51,269 Here is your plane ticket. 314 00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:53,304 (Scoffs) Coach? 315 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:55,273 You expect me to fly coach? 316 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:56,867 I'm a grandmaster, baby. 317 00:17:56,898 --> 00:18:01,045 Yeah, no no, coach is good. It's... it's... it's... 318 00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:05,983 Here are the profiles to your black-belt students at otai. 319 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,590 Wait, where are all the white belts? 320 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,258 We have no white belts. 321 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:19,597 You will be grandmaster to students who are already champions. 322 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,666 I'll go see if the car is here. 323 00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:25,937 (Door opens) 324 00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:31,309 (Door closes) 325 00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:45,389 - (Sighs) - I wonder who the new head sensei will be. 326 00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:48,359 Well, hopefully me. I interviewed for it. 327 00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:50,161 So if we go in there and I'm waiting to meet us, 328 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:53,131 - don't be surprised. - Just go. 329 00:18:58,337 --> 00:19:00,271 Rudy, what are you doing here? 330 00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:02,840 I decided to stay. 331 00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:06,077 - Why? - Because you guys showed me 332 00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:09,280 that here... I can make a difference. 333 00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:10,781 Ah. 334 00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:12,283 Look, you can have all the money in the world, 335 00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:15,319 but if you don't have what we have right here, you got nothing. 336 00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:18,656 To friends. 337 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:22,126 Jerry, volunteering can be very rewarding. 338 00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:24,262 What was it that you were supposed to do? 339 00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:27,331 I was supposed to bring meals and help out some old man. 340 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:30,968 Well, not only are you gonna do it, but I'm gonna go with you! 341 00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:32,336 And no matter where life takes us, 342 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:35,273 we'll always be connected by the wasabi code. 343 00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:39,043 One final wasabi? 344 00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:45,082 All: Wasabi! 345 00:19:46,451 --> 00:19:48,186 Nice. Again. 346 00:19:49,421 --> 00:19:51,389 - That was good. - All this... 347 00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,324 Just so we can go on a date. 348 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:55,860 You know what? You're worth it. 349 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,429 Kick! (Exhales sharply) Kick! 350 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,700 Jerry, why'd you do this for me? 351 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,835 What I did was wrong, bro. 352 00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:07,071 I shouldn't have taken credit for something you did. 353 00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:08,739 Thanks, Jerry. 354 00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:12,343 Congratulations, Jerry. 355 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:14,245 You're now a black belt. 356 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,449 - Thank you, sensei. - Look at you, man. 357 00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:19,258 I'm so proud. 358 00:20:19,289 --> 00:20:22,516 They say you never forget your first love. 359 00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,823 And I know I never will. 360 00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:28,893 Remember what Rudy said: 361 00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:33,998 No matter where we go, we'll always be connected. 362 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,901 I can't believe how far you guys have come. 363 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:40,004 (All laugh) 364 00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:46,911 We're really glad you decided to stay, man. 365 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:49,413 We know you're gonna be able to help a lot of other kids. 366 00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:53,017 They tried to make you fly coach, didn't they? 367 00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:55,286 It's none of your business, Kim! 368 00:20:57,222 --> 00:20:58,522 Welcome home, sensei. 369 00:21:02,127 --> 00:21:04,028 All right, now line up. 370 00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:10,401 - Hup! - (Kids grunt) Wasabi! 371 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,505 All four cameras. 372 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:16,540 I would make the perfect general Douglas! 373 00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:18,809 (Chuckles, grunting) 374 00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:22,480 Uh, oh n... 375 00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:24,115 What's the line? 376 00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:27,285 And that's all the letters of the alphabet. 377 00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:29,287 Well, that's still too many. 378 00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:31,989 - A traitor. - (Rips) 379 00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:34,025 You need to hit the gym, bro. 380 00:21:34,027 --> 00:21:36,027 (Laughter) 381 00:21:37,562 --> 00:21:39,930 (Theme music playing) 382 00:22:01,453 --> 00:22:02,653 (Dog growls, barks) 383 00:22:02,703 --> 00:22:07,253 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0